Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Women and Kitchens

Women have far more complex brains than men. After some observation I have stared to feel that the main factor in dumbing down women is the kitchen. It has been done through out history.

I don’t mean to say that one can’t get creative in the kitchen, for that is an art too, but that most women don’t see it that way. Peeling and cutting vegetables, especially onions and potatoes, cooking rice etc are activities that don't require much creativity or analysis. Once one learns the general method, it is a matter of repetition. It’s a brain killing job! That’s why many people are known to have music on or someone to talk to as they are at it. If brain cells aren’t used, they die without any hope of regeneration again!

So with generational repeated disuse, and patriarchal mental conditioning, it is a perfect way of controlling women. It takes enough time to keep the house functional that the root of thinking about other things itself is killed. How effective. Whoever thought it up must’ve been a genius. But not all credit goes to the men. Women themselves propagate it!

The sooner you trap a woman in a kitchen and bind her to the house with a baby, the more effectively she will be ‘put in her place’.

2 comments:

Dezvyn said...

oh. anyway, as long as there's food coming out of the kitchen, its all ok.

Unknown said...

touché, dear Mr. Douglas.